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The New World Order is dedicated to making our world a better place: free of crime, disease, poverty, and God-fearing, gun-loving Christian heterosexuals.
Yes, at the New World Order, we think about the good of the planet, and how much better it will be when the population is enslaved by Satanic aliens from outer space. Please let us
know how we’re doing, and tell us what we can do to make the Earth a better place for conspirators everywhere.
Our webmaster’s email address is Overseer@softhome.net. All comments are stored in your permanent record, and
will be used when determining the routes of unmarked black helicopter flights. By submitting comments, you are implying permission for us to post your comments on this website and to
perform bizarre biological experiments upon your genitalia.
A New Threat to the New World Order?
From: <email address deleted> To: <overseer@softhome.net> Subject: The New World Order Date: Thursday, May 17, 2001 6:30 PM
I love your New World Order As one of the Satan Spawn referred to in this most serious of matters I would like to join your effort to dominate the world by letting
you know that there is another grop attempting to take over the world. Yes you need to know. CWD, yes Canadian World Dominion. we are here to take over. so
get ready after we finish our beers we'll be right over Bye Bye... ...for now
UNSIGNED—BUT WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE
Rest assured, we are well aware of the Canadian World Dominion. While most of Canada is controlled by the New World Order (which is why the country is so
well-known for evils like universal health care, a clean environment, and diabolically polite citizens), there is a small underground group determined to compete
with us for domination of the evil conspiracy industry. Here at the New World Order, however, we are not concerned. Our position in the marketplace is secure.
Besides, how could this small group expect to challenge us when they come from a country whose most evil export thus far has been the Toronto Blue Jays?
Okay, granted, Shania Twain is evil incarnate, but we shall tolerate the CWD nonetheless. To be honest, we’re hoping they’ll share their beer.
Curiosity Killed the Pathetic American Woman
From: <email address deleted> To: <overseer@softhome.net> Subject: A typo? I’m curious. Date: Tuesday, May 15, 2001 3:56 PM
Regarding this phrase in the History of the NWO:
"Nevertheless, Bill Clinton (and, more important, Hillary, who wields the real power in the White House) became president of the United States."
Is the present-tense "weilds" a typo, or does she continue her rule of the White House from the Senate? I hope it's the latter, as I much enjoy the thought of
George W. and Laura recieving a rap on the knuckles from a demon/alien-possessed dustbuster for daring to eat sugar wafers in the presidential bedroom
without first beseeching the permission of Her Thighness.
Keep up the good/evil work!
Melissa S.
How observant of you. Yes, Hillary does continue to wield the real power in the White House. Through the use of her mind control implants, the Billary cyborg-a
-bot (model HC-234b) Hillary module controls George II on certain occassions. This is quite a challenge, in that George II is, for obvious reasons, difficult to
manipulate through mind control. Mind control was essential, however, in getting Laura into the plan in the first place.
You are mistaken in one part of your note. The Bill unit is in charge of the bedroom. Don't worry; we'll explain it all to you personally when our unmarked black
helicopter homes in on the magnetic strips in the three $1.00 and two $5.00 bills you are currently carrying.
Who Said I’m Paranoid?
From: <email address deleted> To: <overseer@softhome.net> Subject: kiss my a--! Date: Friday, October 30, 1999 10:42 AM
i can't believe that you would have the nerve to mock the people who are standing up for your freedoms. wether you want to believe it or not the NWO is REAL and THEY ARE IN CONTROL!
People like you make me sick to my stomach.for over 50 yrs the NWO has been RUNNING THE SHOW and YOU DON"T EVEN KNOW IT! we're not ever going to
be free unless we are WILLING TO FIGHT FOR IT!
you are part of the PROBLEM and not part of the SOLUTION! its liberal sheep like you that make me understand why people could resorte to violence.
NAME WITHHELD—BUT RECORDED
On the contrary, we are most certainly not mocking the people standing up for our freedom. Our freedom, after all, is freedom for Jewish Masonic Satanist
Communists. If you are not part of that group, then all I can say is that we are not fighting for your freedom any more than you are fighting for ours. Furthermore,
we do believe that we have been in control for over 50 years. We’re the ones who made it happen! Of course we know we’re in control! At any rate, thanks for
the comment and thanks for volunteering for tonight’s alien abduction.
A Good Slave Knows His Place
From: <email address deleted> To: <overseer@softhome.net> Subject: The New World Order Date: Tuesday, November 02, 1999 12:17 AM
This site is a hoot! I didn't think it was possible to tie in all of the conspiracies together, but you did it!
I bow in worshipful respect. Long live the New World Order!
Conspiratorily yours,
Eric Blum (Atheist Communist Liberal Satanic 33rd Degree Mason from Zeta Reticuli)
Your servitude shall be rewarded, slave. Upon that day when the planet becomes ours and ours alone, you shall have your pick of supermodels with whom to
copulate before your ceremonial neutering.
We Control the Horizontal. We Control the Vertical. We Control Your Nicknames.
From: <email address deleted> To: <overseer@softhome.net> Subject: Letters to The New World Order Date: Tuesday, May 15, 2001 3:11 PM
I was cool with this New World Order idea until the "ceremonial neutering" part. How is it to the NWO's benefit to make everyone like the former leader of the
House of Reps? I mean, does the Order really need slaves that are right-wing bigots who cheat on their wives as they are dying of cancer? One Newt is likely enough.
Lou (if that is the name y'all want to give me)
The New World Order doesn't "need" anything. We already own it all. We just toy with pathetic humans to amuse ourselves. We must, however, take care to
eradicate all right wing bigots and their friends in the militia movement because only they know the truth about our diabolical plans, which we have so
ingeniously hidden on our publicly-accessible website.
In return for your ill-advised questioning of our methods, your Toilet Habitation Economics Binary Ethernet Access System Tracking (THEBEAST) credits will be cut
in half and you will only be allowed to use rough, store-brand toilet paper when you take advantage of your allotted restroom time. Tremble in fear, feeble mortal.
Incidentally, Lou is not the name we want to give you. We have given you the name "Stubby." Only our hidden shower cams know why.
Send your comments to overseer@officialnewworldorder,com. Not all authors will be allowed to copulate with famous supermodels.
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