Explanation: About This Site
Okay, so we have to break character here and stop pretending to be a supersecret organization bent on world domination for just a couple of seconds. Sorry, but it has to be done.
When we first created this site, we thought it would be self-explanatory. It turns out that this may not be the case, as we have received a lot of
email asking, “What’s the purpose of this thing?” and “So, do you actually believe in this New World Order conspiracy or not?” and “What are
you, one of dem ‘homosapiens’?” Thus, the cry went out for an explanation. And, as the webmaster, I was duly selected to write the
explanation and the obligatory disclaimers that come along with it. Such is the power and responsibility that comes with such a position. Please, feel free to bask in my glory.
This site actually serves three purposes. The first, of course, is to show just how silly these conspiracy theories really are. The site also serves a secondary purpose in that it (hopefully)
educates visitors to the very real, very paranoid beliefs that certain members of our society really hold. Third, it provides amusement for our little group, and hopefully for those of
you who have chosen to visit us.
Purpose 1:
Shine the Light on Silliness
The one common element through all conspiracy theories is that they are absolutely splendid in their ridiculousness. While one must admire the ability of the theorists to see the
world in a holistic manner, it is impossible to resist the urge to chuckle while someone quite earnestly and urgently describes the connection between the Denver Airport’s baggage
system and a United Nations weather machine. Any connection is good enough for a conspiracy theorist, no matter how tenuous. It’s an artform, really. And it’s quite fun. For
instance, our official New World Order site has an orb in the upper-left hand corner of each page. The company we hired to construct this site—Twilight Media & Design—once had
a website that also had an orb of sorts in the upper-left corner of the page. Twilight Media & Design was created when two companies merged in 1999. One of those companies,
Wild Card Media, was co-founded by a radio disk jockey. This disk jockey worked in broadcasting. Ted Turner also works in broadcasting. Ted Turner gives lots of money to UNICEF.
UNICEF is a United Nations charity. The United Nations is part of the New World Order. This page is about the New World Order. Therefore, this page really is the work of the
New World Order. See? Wasn’t that fun?
Purpose 2:
Educate the Public
The scariest part about conspiracy theories is that people really do believe them. And I don’t mean they say, “Hey! That’s plausible!” and go on with their lives. I mean they believe
them—rabidly, fervently, and even religiously.
In fact, many of these theories are based on religious beliefs that encourage paranoia and suspicion. One of the most common of these movements is the “Christian Identity”
movement, an offshoot of “British Isrealism.” This is the movement (described in the Jewish Bankers section of this site) that claims that the only “true” Jews are white Christians from
Britain and that the people who call themselves the Jews are really the children of Satan. Like other anti-Semitic belief systems, Christian Identity teaches that the Jews are plotting
against God’s “true chosen people” in a grand scheme to take over the world for Satan. Therefore, any information—regardless of the source—that contradicts movement leaders
was manufactured by the evil Jews to sew confusion among the ranks. Furthermore, such information becomes “evidence” of the plot and serves to feed the mindset of the already
paranoid, creating a never-ending cycle of fear, suspicion, and hatred.
The religious zeal that such a mindset creates also makes these groups incredibly dangerous. A normal person, believing himself to be the victim of a conspiracy, may buy a gun,
but he won’t actively look for opportunities to use it against another human being. A person who believes that Jews or blacks or Asians (and their “co-conspirators”) are
“subhuman” —and actively plotting against his family and his God—will have no problem carrying out “God’s work.” Even when the paranoia itself has lost most of its religious
significance (as it has among a limited number of militia groups), the “kill or be killed” mindset remains. Events like the Oklahoma City bombing and the recent shooting of Jewish
children at a daycare center bear witness to this frightening fact.
The tendency of the paranoid to resort to violence made those of us involved with this project realize the importance of what at first seemed a light-hearted bit of fun. This is why
we have kept our names secret, and decided in the end to hire an outside firm (Twilight Media & Design) to do the design work. We, too, have families to protect, but it’s not the
big bad government bogey-man we fear; we’ve got more to fear from the Montana Militia and Linda Thompson than from unmarked black helicopters.
Lest anyone think we’ve made this stuff up, we have also researched this site thoroughly and provided hyperlinks to internet sources where available. Anything on this site with a
hyperlink can be verified as a real-life belief that someone out there really does hold. As for the non-hyperlinked claims . . . well, we have exaggerated some elements on this site for
comedic effect (the Book of the Month Club is not, to the best of our knowledge, a member of the New World Order). But much of the information not hyperlinked (like Norm
Olson’s famous “UN Weather Machine” testimony to the U.S. Congress) is verifiable offline. (We are working on providing sources for those claims, too.)
Purpose 3:
Provide Some Amusement
This site was originally meant to be a form of satire, and we think we’ve kept to that form pretty well. (Who? Us? Sarcastic? Never!) While it is educational, and it does touch on
some pretty scary stuff, this site is intended to be a fun read. After all, if we can’t make fun of the deluded and paranoid, who can we make fun of?
Your Role Here
You have job when you are at this site: enjoy it! If you have any questions, comments, or corrections, send them to me at Overseer@OfficialNewWorldOrder.com and I’ll be sure to
look them over. Or, maybe, forward them to the U.N. so they can figure out how to get to your house.
After all, this is the New World Order you’re dealing with.
Overseer
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