Plans for Earth
To truly be an evil conspiracy, an organization must have a plan and a goal. As the world’s leading conspiracy organization, the New World Order has both. Our
main goal, of course, is to take over the planet and establish one world-wide government. This will allow us to use all mankind as slaves for Satan, extraterrestrials, and the
Democratic National Committee. This, of course, is the big picture. There are other—more subtle—elements to our master plan for the planet. Please study them. There will be a test.
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Economics
In the future, you won’t need money. Besides, if you did, we’d have it all, anyway.
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Religion
We’re all about being anti-Christian. If it’s Satanic, Muslim, Jewish, New Age, or atheist . . . we’ll be there!
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Gun Control
As anyone in the NRA can tell you, we’re the ones that invented gun control. We’d already have it, too, if it weren’t for Charlton Heston.
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