The Resistance: Linda Thompson
Linda Thompson is, perhaps, the most dangerous member of the resistance. This Indiana-attorney-turned-freedom-fighter has learned about nearly all of our tricks. She knows that the skies are filled with hundreds of unmarked black helicopters (all of which are owned by the U.S.
Army's 160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment) which we use to (a) kill innocent civilians, (b) threaten anyone who insults the DEA, the
ATF, the FBI, the CIA, the U.S. Postal Service, Henry Sheldon, or the United Nations, (c) smuggle drugs, (d) drop parachuting special forces
units, (e) kill innocent civilians, and (f) kill innocent civilians.
She knows that these helicopters were used to attack the Branch Davidian compound in Waco, Texas. She knows that the Jonestown mass
suicide was a government military mind control operation. She knows that the CIA uses a super-secret mind control drug called burandango
which is undetectable and makes the person do anything without remembering a thing afterward. She knows that it's okay to call people
with whom she disagrees “old fat pigs" but that it's wrong for people to make comments about her own weight problem. She knows that ”there are no 'good' cops” and that all cops are part of the conspiracy. She has uncovered the connection of “Bill and Hillary Clinton to a Marxist-Terrorist network." She knows that the Anti-Defamation League ”claims to protect Jews from anti-semitism, but that is a cover. What they actually do is spy on Americans, provide incorrect data to
police agencies, and target people for hate campaigns.” She has figured out our plans to use anthrax and other biological weapons against America under the
auspices of the U.S. military. She also knows that the CIA blew up the Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City to break down relations between the United
States and Japan. And she must be telling the truth, because when she reveals something we are trying to hide, SHE TYPES IT IN ALL CAPS.
Helping Patriots...Whether They Want It or Not
Thompson doesn't just study this information. She's far too clever and wily for that. In the beginning, Thompson spread her information using computer bulletin
board system (known to pre-internet folk as “BBS”) networks. Almost anyone who logged into a BBS in the first half of the 1990s saw at least one post by
Thompson. When the internet rolled around, Thompson moved to the Usenet groups, where she spends much of her time in alt.conspiracy.black.helicopters.
Following the 1993 seige of the Branch Davidian compound in Waco, Texas, Thompson released a video which purported to show a flame-throwing tank
actually setting fire to the compound. (The fact that the footage was taken two hours before the fire started is a by-product of our time travel experiments.) This
video was followed up by another which claimed U.S. military commandos were as a matter of course killing innocent civilians on a regular basis and buzzing
their homes with black helicopters. After being unanimously elected “Acting Adjutant General of the Unorganized Militia of the U.S.A” (she received the votes of
all one of the organization’s members), Thompson delivered an ultimatum calling upon all militia members to march on Congress, armed and in uniform, to
arrest Congress members with whom she disagreed, and to charge those officials with treason. When Thompson realized that the ensuing mob’s numbers may
have reached all the way into the double-digits, she called off the march to ensure public safety.
The Voices in Her Head? We Put Them There!
Thompson is also the chair (and, as far as we can ascertain, the sole member) of the American Justice Federation, "a group dedicated to stopping the New
World Order and getting the truth out to the American public." The AJF concerns itself largely with informing the public of our “Concentration Camps,
Implantable Bio Chips, Mind Control, Laser Weapons” and other ploys to take over the country.
A Slippery Character
Thompson has been difficult to contain. When we attempted to minimize her impact by associating the term “New World Order” with professional wrestling,
she figured it out. In 1995, she discovered our attempts to use radio frequency weapons to control her mind. (She later denied making this claim; this is
probably because we were using burandango at the time.) She physically attacked one of our agents after she realized that (a) he was a reporter and therefore
part of the media, and (b) the media is all owned by the New World Order, ergo (c) he was an agent of the New World Order. Perhaps most frightening, she
also continued to confuse our operatives by claiming to represent the Branch Davidians as their attorney despite being fired as their attorney during the
infamous standoff in Waco. Thompson (being an attorney and all) has also decided that even if the government of the United States isn’t legitimate, its courts still are and has dragged nearly everyone who opposes her (thereby supports us) to court (including anyone who links to or reposts ADL reports containing her
name). All agents of the New World Order should regard Linda Thompson with extreme caution, and consider her armed and dangerous.
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