The Space Aliens
 Although the Space Aliens are a relatively new addition to the ranks of the New World Order, they are by no means newcomers to the evil
conspiracy industry. The Space Aliens have been watching Earth for millenia, preparing for the day when all humans would be their slaves. That
day is fast approaching, and the New World Order is proud to be involved in its arrival.
Common Knowledge
The Space Aliens come from Zeta Reticuli, a star system in the constellation Reticulum. The aliens come in several species, and each species performs a function
within the alien collective. Because they are relative newcomers to the conspiracy, even the New World Order has limited knowledge of alien politics and
biology. The aliens, while part of the New World Order, are an autonomous organization within the greater conspiracy, and are allowed to compartmentalize their activities.
Three Species, One Big Conspiracy
To understand the history of the aliens, one must understand the different species of aliens involved in the alliance:
 THE GREYS
The "Greys" are the aliens with whom most Earthlings are familiar, and the species about which we have the most information. The Greys are
small and vaguely human in shape, with large oval heads and oversized, almond-shaped eyes. While extremely intelligent as a collective, they
have no sense of "individual" and work within a "hive" structure.
As in Earth-based hive species (bees, ants, etc.) there are variations within the types of Greys found within the hive. Drones are typically shorter and less
intelligent; they perform the majority of the legwork for the hive. The Supervisors (or "Doctors") are often over four feet in height, and direct the drones. In
addition, they also conduct the majority of scientific work done by the Greys. The Greys reproduce through cloning, and feed by bathing in the remains of
missing children. For this reason, they often stink and often steal deodorant while they are in the process of abducting unsuspecting humans. The Greys are not
a "natural" species, but were genetically engineered from dolphins by another species. Their brain activity is largely based on electromagnetic activity, and they
communicate mostly through telepathy.
 THE INSECTOIDS
The "Insectoids" directly oversee the Greys. There have been very few contacts between the Insectoids and the New World Order; they prefer to
communicate through the Greys. The Insectoids are very tall, very thin, and insectlike (hence the name), and usually dress in high-collared robes.
 DRACOS ("REPTILIANS")
The most sinister of the alien groups (and, therefore, our favourite) is the Dracos, or Reptilians. The Dracos are not native to Zeta Reticuli, but are
actually the leaders of the Space Aliens. The Dracos are reptilian, and resemble something like a cross between a human and a lizard.
While the Greys do most of the work of the Space Aliens under the direction of the Insectoids, the Dracos command the Insectoids. The Dracos,
in fact, play the most important part of the entire New World Order conspiracy; whereas the rest of the aliens are merely demons, the leader of the Dracos is
none other than the one and only Satan! This is extremely significant, in that Satan is a direct ancestor of the Jewish Bankers and the object of worship for the Illuminati. The Dracos are originally from Mars, where they had a thriving civilization until Satan and God’s little spat. They are responsible for the face on Mars.
CONTACT
It is known that the Space Aliens had been studying the planet for quite some time. This study had been conducted in secret, however, with minor assistance from the Illuminati. In 1933, the Space Aliens contracted with the U.S. government to supply technology in return for the right to abduct and experiment on
animals and humans. In 1947, a vehicle carrying several Greys crashed near Roswell, New Mexico. This crash led to contact between Majestic 12 and the Space
Aliens. At that time, Majestic 12, more powerful than the U.S. government, offered the Space Aliens a deal: they would cover up the presence of the aliens, continue to allow them to abduct humans for genetic experiments, and give them free cable television. In return, Majestic wanted the alien technology they had
previously been giving to the U.S. government. Although the aliens agreed to this arrangement, tensions were high, and a major firefight broke out between
alien guests and Majestic guards, leaving several guards dead. This incident, known as the Dulce Wars, caused a serious rift in human-alien relations, and it took
several years and approximately 13,000 gallons of beer to resolve. Relations between the aliens and our other terrestrial members have improved in recent years,
allowing us to continue on to our eventual goal: the enslavement of all humans and the worship of Satan!
The Lesser Known History
The Space Aliens were present for the creation of the Earth. At the time, there existed an alliance of extraterrestrial governments, led by an advanced alien
named "God." (If Satan is a Space Alien, then God must be an alien, too. Right? Right . . . ?) Satan was a member of the Pan-Galactic Council, and leader of the
opposition Evil Forces Party. After being fired for not creating blond-haired, blue eyed humans, Satan led a rebellion in the Pan-Galactic Council, leading to his
expulsion from "Heaven" (the name given to the Council's chambers).
The Evil Forces Party then called for early elections, but the call was ignored when God survived a no-confidence vote in the Council. A civil war ensued, and
that war has continued until today. Earth has been largely ignored by the warring factions in the Pan-Galactic Council until recently. The Space Aliens have gone
largely unanswered by Heaven in their attempts to infiltrate and take over the Earth. For the most part, Heaven has responded by sending agents (described as
tall, blond, and Nordic in appearance) to gather intelligence. The rest of Heaven's forces are engaged in strategic battles elsewhere. It is assumed that once
Satan's forces take over the Earth, there will be a major battle for control of the planet.
The Space Aliens greatest recent impact came in the final merger of the World Order and the United Nations. It was the Space Alien's technology and
knowledge of the outer planetary systems that allowed the United Nations to confirm the non-existance of Krypton. With it firmly established that Krypton had
never existed, it became apparent that the story of Superman had been created as a disinformation campaign meant to scare the various conspiracy groups
away from actually implementing their plans for world domination. Without a superhero to prevent the groups from achieving dominance, and with the
revelation that Satan was actually a Space Alien, the merger of the World Order and the United Nations became inevitable.
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