George “The Second” Bush
 Oh, sure, the Clintons were the NWO dream team: smart, cunning, murdering commie pinko anti-Christian liberal elites. Yet, after the Clinton years
there was still much to be done. When we realized that Al Gore was just too busy hugging trees to be of use to us, we turned to some old friends and the Clinton's cousins: the Bush family. George the Second was the perfect tool for the New World Order: evil, secretive, well-connected, and just
stupid enough to do anything we told him. Yes, the reign of George II had started, and we were back in action again.
Common Knowledge
Dubya was groomed to be the tool of the New World Order from a very young age. The family businesses—drug smuggling, gun running for Nazis, and promoting
godless communism—had served the family (and us) well, and the Bush sons were raised to continue the tradition. George II started young. Between his womanizing, getting stoned, and driving drunk, he joined the Skull and Bones at Yale where he participated in nude sexual mudbathing in coffins.
Yale was great for George II. His family's Nazi war money paid for the whole thing, and his family connections made sure that his grades excelled at being mediocre while keeping him out of Vietnam so that he could stay at home and support the war safely. After getting out of Yale, George II went on to a mediocre career in
mineral rights and investing, losing money for most of his investors but managing to take quite a profit for himself by selling his stock the day before its value
plummeted. (This is known in investment circles as “insider trading,” an illegal practice that we, of course, condone whole-heartedly.) Then, George II went on to his
greatest achievement: turning $600,000 of his family's money and $135 million of taxpayer into a huge personal fortune. The taxpayers didn't really get much except a
baseball stadium that didn't really return a whole lot to them, and George II got a lot of money that he could use to further our evil plans, so it was a great two-for-one deal.
George II used this personal fortune to work his way into the governor's mansion in Texas, where he was able to kill virtually everyone who had ever met, guarded, spoken to, wrote for, or shared a state with the Bush family.
But the best was yet to come. As the time came for us to remove the Clintons and put some fresh blood in the White House, we looked once again to our loyal friends
in the Bush family. “What to do, what to do?” we asked ourselves. There were so many to pick from. Maybe, we mused, we could pick Neil, who had snagged so much for us when he looted the Silverado Savings and Loan to the tune of $1.6 billion. Jeb, on the other hand, had also managed to get $4 million by looting another Savings and Loan, and he had managed to participate in a Medicate fraud designed to illegally channel money to the Contras in Central America, so he had some
good credentials, too. So we pondered, and we pondered. And then we remembered: George W. Bush is the antichrist! Needless to say, that decided things: George II
was our boy!
The first problem, of course, was that pesky Gore fellow. Sure, he started out as a great idea, but he was just too darned independent. While we were all set on
completing our plan for world domination, he couldn’t get past his pet project: being a tree-hugging environazi obsessed with destroying the economy and livelihoods
of good, American loggers and farmers. And, while it is true that this would involve all sorts of things, like mass abortions and fascism and—more shockingly—the use of
scientific methods instead of scripture to establish environmental policy, it lacked the dramatic flair we were seeking. Nevertheless, he was a popular guy; despite our
best efforts to get George II into the White House, the American people voted for Al Gore. In fact, over a half-million more of them actually voted for Gore than our guy
in the 2000 elections. This obviously could not stand. So, we acted quickly, sending the Chinese in to make our instructions clear to the U.S. Supreme Court: Bush gets
selected and everyone gets Backstreet Boys tickets; Gore gets elected, and everyone gets an anal probe. (Two members opted for the anal probe.)
george W. Bush is in cahoots with Bin Laden (http://www.americanfreepress.net/10_07_01/Bush___Bin_Laden_-_George_W__B/bush___bin_laden_-_george_w__b.htmlu#)
Bush had NORAD and the CIA fly the airliners into the WTC on Sept 11 by remote control to help the Jews (http://propagandamatrix.com/hijackology_101_did_norad_send_the_suicide_jets_on_911.html)
The Lesser Known History
George I has taken up a new hobby: he is training to become a paratrooper for the New World Order. And, just like all of the other recruits, he looks forward to the day
that he can jump from an unmarked black helicopter wearing a blue United Nations helmet and wielding a Chinese mind control ray gun to help imprison patriotic Americans everywhere.
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