Prescott Bush
 He may be the least known of the Bush League, but Prescott Bush was a hero to many of us in the New World Order. A figure of nearly mythic
proportions, he took the humble Ivy-league education his daddy bought him and turned it into a grand fortune. In doing so, Prescott Bush helped us
set the stage for the transition into a new millenium.
Common Knowledge
Prescott’s story has humble beginnings. His father, Samuel Bush, a poor railroad tychoon with hardly a million dollar bank account to his name, used his personal
connections to get himself a cushy job on the War Industries Board, where he helped American arms manufacturers start wars so they could sell guns to both sides. This
earned him a lot of money and a lot of connections. Fortunately for us, all of the National Archives records pertaining to these arms sales were burned.
As every good conspiracy theorist knows, Samuel wasn’t just doing this to amass himself a fortune. He was working for us, and laying the groundwork for things to come.
Bonehead Plans
Samuel put things in motion by sending his son, Prescott, to Yale. At Yale, Prescott became an initiate of our Illuminati Youth Corps, known as the “Skull & Bones Society.” The Skull & Bones society is a super-secret group made up of the American aristrocracy, many of whom are related to the royal families of Europe and the Jewish Bankers. The Skull & Bones Society was originally formed by the Illuminati as a drug smuggling operation. The Skull & Bones Society is also an occult group, heavily
steeped in symbols of Satanism, whose sex perverts members share detailed stories about their lurid sex lives while bathing naked together in mud-filled tombs. While at
Yale, Prescott desecrated the grave of the famous Indian chief Geronimo and took his skull, which is today one of the Bonemen’s most prized posessions.
Nice Day for a White, Blue-eyed, Blond-haired Wedding
Under our direction, Prescott used his father’s arms connections and the Skull & Bones Society to marry into the real money: the Harriman banking family. As a vice
president at W.A. Harriman & Co., Prescott got to make all kinds of connections with fabulously wealthy people. Some of these people included high-ranking Nazi officials, who joined Prescott on the board of the Union Banking Corporation. In addition to helping raise money for the Nazis, this bank—and others like it, also run by
Bonesmen—were influential entities in establishing the rise of the Soviet Union from the early times of the Bolshevik Revolution in the early 1900's.
Prescott, of course, made a fortune from this deal. Unfortunately, the government caught on, Bush was found by the courts to be collaborating with the enemy, and assets of the Union Banking Corporation and two of Prescott’s other banks were seized under the Trading with the Enemies Act of 1942.
We’re Like the Mounties...Only Evil
None of this mattered, of course, because we had already accomplished what we wanted to do: built a fortune for the Bush family, created sympathy for the Jews, and created a need for the United Nations—a crucial step in our plans. We had also found a loyal footsoldier whose son could take us to the next phase of our plan.
The lesson? That the New World Order will always get its man. We will always have our way. We own you. We own your government. We own a Playstation 3 with
games you haven’t even heard of yet. And we’re not going to let you play them. Any of them. Unless, like Prescott, you sell your soul to us. Then we’ll talk about Tomb Raider 5. Maybe.
The Lesser Known History
Prescott made up most of the stories he told to the other naked guys in the mud-filled tombs. In fact, pretty much all of the stories that involved other people were total
fiction. The rest were more or less true...within a few inches...
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